Give the State Department to Condi... she'll get their balls 'offa their chins and back between their legs!
He'll need a container, full, at least.
My favorite is Zell's copperead snake story:
Miller Co-Sponsors Iraq Resolution
Uses Snake-Killing Story As Analogy for Why
Saddam Hussein Must Go
WASHINGTON, D.C. - U.S. Senator Zell Miller (D-GA) today announced that he is an original co-sponsor of the resolution to give the president the authority to use military force against Iraq. Here is the statement Miller delivered on the Senate floor:
"Mr. President, I have signed on as an original co-sponsor of the Iraq resolution, and I'd like to tell you story about why I think it is the right path to take:
"A few weeks ago, we were doing some work on my back porch back home, tearing out a section of old stacked rocks, when all of a sudden I uncovered a nest of Copperhead snakes.
"Now, I'm not one to get alarmed at snakes. I know they perform some valuable functions, like eating rats.
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http://miller.senate.gov/press/2002/100302-Iraq-resolution-snakes.html
Shoot, Zell would be great! I could see him now as Secretary of State, he'd give Chirac (and other euro-weenies) absolute hell! I hope Bush will ask Zell to be in the cabinet in some capacity.