If you meet the following conditions, You have President Bush's permission to go:
Bring Michael Moore with you and leave him here.
Bring Woopy, also leave her there.
Bring John Kerry as well so that all the DU's follow you and Kerry and leave them there as well.
You must take away every passport away from everyone.
Should you fail to bring back all passports back with you, you will be turned back to Palestine and never again will you be able to return to the US.
Yes! Yes! Yesssssss!!!!!!!