I know this......just know how they act when they aren't home. As much as I enjoy their company, well you know. I know that not all of them are the same but I can tell some intresting stories.....I wasn't part of the story just an observer.
Difference between a fairy tell and a war story, the war story begins, 'this is no $hit'.
Hummm.....were you there that night that..........uh, well, maybe it's better to let sleeping dogs lie.
Not that you were one of the dogs, mind you!
My buddies had all of them occupied!
I'm glad it was dark.........and we were over-indulged in alcohol.