Actually, I think that's called his "diet."
MICHAEL MOORE HOSPITALIZED AFTER GRUESOME SUICIDE ATTEMPT -- Attempted To Gorge Himself To Death At Burger King
The whole world has been watching him eat himself into a bulging mass of soft flab for a decade. Now that he is really depressed he is probably eating two tubs of ice cream a day before breakfast. He is either going to explode, ala Monty Python fame, or plug up a vital artery very soon. Pray for him, or at least take his ice cream away.