6'-0" here, 205 lbs., and 41 years old. Make my day, Mr. Valerio . . . the only thing holding me back is a greater understanding of the law than yours.
I'm a little older but have a Smith & Wesson to "equalize" things guy, but you pay the air fare and the transport back home.
205? We need to get some more weight on that. Muscle Milk (yes, that's its name) is a protein drink that you can use for meal replacements. Add water, fruit, a little yogurt, and its actually pretty good (I like vanilla with frozen strawberries smoothie style). We'll have you up to 230 soon and even Steven Seigal won't touch you.
Get him in Texas and I'll help you with the law as well.