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Caption the Queen
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| Nov. 10, 2004
| Anwil Dawar
Posted on 11/10/2004 9:35:26 AM PST by Palladin
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To: Palladin
A general calls in his young, beautiful secretary to take a note.
The secretary notices the general's zipper is open and says, "General, your barracks door is open."
The general looks down and spins around embarrassed to zip up his zipper.
Later in the afternoon the general calls the beautiful secretary back into his office.
"Earlier this afternoon when you noticed my 'barracks' door open," asked the general, "did you see a private standing at attention?"
"No,” responds the secretary, “I saw an old, retired Vet asleep on a couple of sea bags."
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posted on
11/10/2004 10:12:37 AM PST
by
pke
To: nutmeg
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posted on
11/10/2004 10:14:23 AM PST
by
stanz
(Those who don't believe in evolution should go jump off the flat edge of the Earth.)
To: Palladin
LOL! I thought you had a pic of Hillary.....
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posted on
11/10/2004 10:15:55 AM PST
by
benice
To: Radix
How much do you charge for a tag line?
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posted on
11/10/2004 10:17:04 AM PST
by
benice
To: Palladin
"Oh, behave!" or "I said tea, not tea-bags!"
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posted on
11/10/2004 10:19:13 AM PST
by
pip72
To: Palladin
Guy on left: "Ballroom."
Queen: "Oh, am I crowding you?"
To: All
You'd expect something like this on Benny Hill.
To: Palladin
"Is that a haggis in your sporran, or are you just glad to see me?"
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posted on
11/10/2004 10:25:00 AM PST
by
Dubh_Ghlase
("Every man dies, but not every man truly lives...." Braveheart)
To: January24th
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posted on
11/10/2004 10:26:07 AM PST
by
Camachee
To: Palladin
Well, the Queen's the only one with a skirt who knows how to sit like a lady.
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posted on
11/10/2004 10:27:14 AM PST
by
aruanan
To: Camachee
LOL!! Never seen so many knobby knees in one photo.
To: jwfiv
Well, at least they're not smiling... with all that pastiness and those bony knees, I don't think I could stand the additional sight of their teeth.
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posted on
11/10/2004 10:41:45 AM PST
by
Serb5150
(Rice '08)
To: Palladin
Could be two queens in a row.
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posted on
11/10/2004 10:42:15 AM PST
by
7beuties
To: Palladin
I love the Scots, but this is one of the many reasons why a man should NEVER wear a skirt. (With the possible exception of Mel Gibson in Braveheart!)
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:01:18 AM PST
by
Sloopy
To: Palladin
...and I thought England only had ONE Queen!!!
Silly me.
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:10:31 AM PST
by
Don Simmons
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard; Prosper; Be Happy.)
To: Sloopy
I love the Scots, but this is one of the many reasons why a man should NEVER wear a skirt. (With the possible exception of Mel Gibson in Braveheart!) Nonsense! Ye just hafta be secure in yuir manhood!
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:16:36 AM PST
by
LexBaird
("Democracy can withstand anything but democrats" --Jubal Harshaw (RA Heinlein))
To: NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
Who looks cuter in a skirt?! ;-)
The answer is blowin' in the wind.
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:25:20 AM PST
by
Pirate21
(America has spoken!! Now, let's live up to the call.)
To: Palladin
why am I thinking Private Simon West ?
"Hey Queenie, do you know what a Scotsman wears under his kilt? His socks!!"
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posted on
11/10/2004 12:20:13 PM PST
by
Cornjonny
(Saving Your Butt, Like it or Not --Bush-Cheney 2004)
Remember folks, real men wear kilts.
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posted on
11/10/2004 12:21:22 PM PST
by
Cornjonny
(Saving Your Butt, Like it or Not --Bush-Cheney 2004)
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