[flashbunny]

Selected events from CWOJackson's school years:

Geography test:
Question: What is the capital of Iowa?
CWOJackson: I've never been to Iowa, so why should I have to know what the capital is?

History Test:
Question: Where did the wright brothers first fly their plane?
CWOJackson: I've never flown on a plane. I don't have to answer that question.

Math Test:
Question: You have 5 apples. You sell 3 of them for 5 cents each. You sell the remaining apples for 4 cents each. How much money do you have?
CWOJackson: I don't like apples.

Afterwards, there is a discussion:

Teacher: CWOJackson, you failed all the tests.
CWOJackson: What? I answered every question!?!?!?
Teacher: Well, you gave an answer, but they didn't have anything to do with the question being asked.
CWOJackson: Losertarian!!!!

[CWOJackson]

LOL! You really do enjoy tormenting yourself. Don't get me wrong, I don't disapprove at all. It's fun to watch.

[Joe Hadenuf]

LOL! Thanks for the belly laugh....That got the room laughing good.

[Junior_G]

Question: You have 5 apples. You sell 3 of them for 5 cents each. You sell the remaining apples for 4 cents each. How much money do you have?

CWOJackson: I don't like apples.

LOL! Just one small portion of the funniest post I've read all day.