"If I were "baiting" I'd be bragging about the big mouthed bass I caught."
Wow, you're clever. I bet the sheriff's department misses your wit and intellect. Or they found a suitable replacement in the form of a potted plant.
My title for this thread is "Night of the Living Potheads"
No, they aren't hiring and I doubt you have the qualifications anyway. But if you keep looking I'm sure you can find something as equally unchallenging.