[VadeRetro]

Don't secede, comrades!

Move!

[ElectionTracker]

"Don't secede, comrades!

Move!"

On the contrary, if they move, America becomes more conservative but Canada becomes more liberal, causing trouble for Canadian conservatives.

If they secede, we can fight, take them over (and Canada as well for letting them in) and make Canada conservative along with the U.S. Not to mention all of that Canadian land that would become ours. Hey, the liberals say we like to go to war for oil, there's plenty of oil up there in northern Canada.