I guess I'm dating myself, but in my era schools didn't have vending machines of any kind and the school cafeteria sold tax-payer subsidized cartons of milk for 2 cents. The cafeteria sold such delicacies as Spanish Rice and "dessert" was, more often than not, a glob of green jello with whipped cream. When Mom packed my lunch, it was usually PB&J with a few chips. Things were sure simple then!
Can't bring peanut butter anymore. Someone may be allergic, doncha know.
Just wait until the schools are brainwashed by the Vegan Taliban (aka PeTA) into banning milk (even skim milk) from school property.
I have seen statements that say that the New World Order will be a vegan society. Veganism will be the law. Hunting will be illegal (killing a deer for food will be considered murder, and it will carry an automatic death penalty), fishing will be illegal (even for food...it will be considered murder, and it will carry an automatic death penalty), all meats (even gotten before the NWO gets into power) will be illegal, milk will be illegal, cheese will be illegal, yogurt will be illegal, and all clothing and furnishings made from animal skins (including fur coats and bear rugs...even those made before the NWO gets into power) will be illegal (penalty will be the automatic death penalty, even for furs gotten before the NWO gets into power). I think the antichrist will make veganism the law.
And notice how the UN and the WHO have tried to turn government control of food choices into international law. I guess I'll have to give up cheeseburgers after Hillary gets sworn in in '09...and heaven forbid if Chelsea wins the presidency in 2016 (that's the earliest she can run)...she'll probably turn out to be even more liberal/socialist/communist than Bill and Hillary put together.