There was some guy that called in to talk radio last week and said that Bush, Kerry, Bin Laden and even Saddam were part of the Illuminati and that the Illuminati chose Bush to win a second term. After doing a search on that theory (just for kicks), I found that those same people also claim that 9/11 was a CIA and Mossad operation. And the Dems called *me* a raving nutter (that's how I got the screen name)...go figure...
You have just described my in-laws.