[Puppage]

If I weren't so stupid, I'd want to move to Canada so I could enjoy their low taxes and robust universal health care system

As long as you don't mind waiting 4 years for a heart bypass operation.

[somerville]

My father, who lives in Canada, says taxes are much higher. Fed fed up with long waits to see a medical specialist, he now pays out of pocket to have checkups at the Mayo Clinic in Minnesota. Of course, not many people in Canada can afford to do that...

[processing please hold]

I believe it was said with vast amounts of scarsim.