[international american]

"I hear there may be environmental hazards under Alec Baldwin's house in the Hamptons........dangerous effluent.....has to be dug up and removed."

Dangerous flattulence too! He can always room with Woody Harrelson.
Don't forget Martin Sheens house. He can live in the guest house, as we need the main residence for the homeless
he invited to Malibu.

[Liz]

Malibu is a nice place to open a federally funded Nigerian Refugee Camp. The Nigerians--- in native dress ---will have such fun frolicking on the beach with tout Hollywood.