[international american]

"I say we drill for oil in Malibu.

And strip-mine Hollywood."

Let's buy the oil and mineral rights to Martin Sheens back yard!!

[Liz]

Let's build a windmill farm off Barbra Streisand's shorefront property......what a nice view from her rose garden.

I hear there may be environmental hazards under Alec Baldwin's house in the Hamptons........dangerous effluent.....has to be dug up and removed.