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November is Adopt-A-Turkey Month; Organization Encourages People to Adopt a Turkey, Not Eat One
U.S. Newswire ^
| November 8, 2004
Posted on 11/08/2004 3:16:21 PM PST by Shermy
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posted on
11/08/2004 3:16:21 PM PST
by
Shermy
To: Shermy
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posted on
11/08/2004 3:17:28 PM PST
by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: Shermy
Adopt one? The Dems nominated one!
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posted on
11/08/2004 3:17:40 PM PST
by
So Cal Rocket
(Proud Member: Internet Pajama Wearers for Truth)
To: Kenny Bunk; Grampa Dave; okie01; a_Turk; w_over_w; lainie; Dog; aculeus
Gobble Gobble!
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posted on
11/08/2004 3:17:44 PM PST
by
Shermy
To: Shermy
I'll adopt a frozen turkey!
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posted on
11/08/2004 3:17:55 PM PST
by
flashbunny
(Every thought that enters my head requires its own vanity thread.)
To: Shermy
May I adopt one and then eat it? Or what if I adopt it and it accidently gets all shot and beheaded and plucked and trussed and stuffed and baked and basted to a tender golden-brown?
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posted on
11/08/2004 3:18:26 PM PST
by
Asclepius
(protectionists would outsource our dignity and prosperity in return for illusory job security)
To: billorites
I'm doing the home adoption.
Pair of 20 pounders.
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posted on
11/08/2004 3:18:51 PM PST
by
Shermy
To: Shermy
Do you know what they do with all those orphan turkeys after Thanksgiving?
They send them to Foster Farms.
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posted on
11/08/2004 3:18:57 PM PST
by
SmithL
To: Shermy
Mmmm, free turkey.
Where's my axe?
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posted on
11/08/2004 3:19:13 PM PST
by
MediaMole
To: Shermy
November is Adopt-A-Turkey Month; Organization Encourages People to Adopt a Turkey, Not Eat One What? I can't do both? I find that fowl are more tasty and succeulent when you've bonded with them on an emotional level. And nothing tops the mean like the fresh odor of betrayal....ahhh, memories.
Take that, PETA.
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posted on
11/08/2004 3:19:15 PM PST
by
atomicpossum
(I am the Cat that walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.)
To: Shermy
I plan on deep-frying several this year...
To: Shermy
OK. I'll make this thanksgiving meal a ham in honor of our islamic friends.
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posted on
11/08/2004 3:19:20 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Greetings from Militiagan.)
To: Shermy
It mustn't be any fun at all to be an animal activist or liberal, vegan, democrate, progressive etc...
To: Shermy
People shouldn't take this lightly, the turkey is a noble bird. Ben Franklin even thought that it should be the symbol for our nation.
Each year our family adopts a turkey and treat is with kindness. We go so far as to give our guest a warm bath at 325 degrees until it has a nice Kerry tan. Then we invite it to dinner.
To: Shermy
I'll adopt a democrat in my neighborhood.
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posted on
11/08/2004 3:20:11 PM PST
by
rabidralph
(Your car's not as cool in person as it is on TV.)
To: Shermy
All your giblets are belong to us.
Sorry . . . couldn't resist.
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posted on
11/08/2004 3:20:24 PM PST
by
Jim Hill
To: Shermy; flashbunny
Pass the gravy.....who has the cranberry sauce.
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posted on
11/08/2004 3:20:37 PM PST
by
Dog
To: Shermy
I just adopted a 22 pounder. Its defrosting now.
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posted on
11/08/2004 3:20:51 PM PST
by
blanknoone
(Victory at Home. Victory Abroad.)
To: Shermy
To: Shermy
It must be my rebelous nature. Anytime one of these morons tells me not to do something, even if it is something I would otherwise never do, it makes me want to do it just to spite them.
I think I'll buy two turkeys this year. And a duck.
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posted on
11/08/2004 3:21:08 PM PST
by
riri
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