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To: stainlessbanner
Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout
Would not take the garbage out!
She'd scour the pots and scrape the pans,
Candy the yams and spice the hams,
And though her daddy would scream and shout,
She simply would not take the garbage out.
And so it piled up to the ceilings:
Coffee grounds, potato peelings,
Brown bananas, rotten peas,
Chunks of sour cottage cheese.
It filled the can, it covered the floor,
It cracked the window and blocked the door
With bacon rinds and chicken bones,
Drippy ends of ice cream cones,
Prune pits, peach pits, orange peel,
Gloopy glumps of cold oatmeal,
Pizza crusts and withered greens,
Soggy beans and tangerines,
Crusts of black burned buttered toast,
Gristly bits of beefy roasts...
The garbage rolled on down the hall,
It raised the roof, it broke the wall...
Greasy napkins, cookie crumbs,
Globs of gooey bubble gum,
Cellophane from green baloney,
Rubbery blubbery macaroni,
Peanut butter, caked and dry,
Curdled milk and crusts of pie,
Moldy melons, dried-up mustard,
Eggshells mixed with lemon custard,
Cold French fries and rancid meat,
yellow lumps of Cream of Wheat.
At last the garbage reached so high
That finally it touched the sky.
And all the neighbors moved away,
And none of her friends would come to play.
And finally Sahra Cynthia Stout said,
"OK, I'll take the garbage out!"
But then, of course, it was too late...
The garbage reached across the state,
From New York to the Golden Gate.
And there, in the garbage she did hate,
Poor Sahra met an awful fate,
That I cannot right now relate
Because the hour is much too late.
But children, remember Sahra Stout
And always take the garbage out!


15 posted on 11/08/2004 6:01:29 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (May the wings of Liberty never lose so much as a feather.)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

I almost expected to see a Burma Shave™ sign at the end of all that. < |:)~


17 posted on 11/08/2004 6:04:11 AM PST by martin_fierro (WTF is a "nonspecific malady"?)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

Wow what a flashback to childhood *LOL*


49 posted on 11/08/2004 8:36:43 AM PST by cyborg
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts
I actually have that album somewhere around here. He was a great songwriter IMHO.




56 posted on 11/08/2004 12:17:38 PM PST by sinclair (If you don't stop and think, then it doesn't matter whether you are a genius or a moron.)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

ROFL!!!!!!!!


57 posted on 11/08/2004 12:18:18 PM PST by RadioAstronomer
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

Heh heh, Where the Sidewalk Ends, great book. :)


67 posted on 11/08/2004 12:57:25 PM PST by agrace
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