This was reported earlier but it's still funny the second time around. I imagine he died slowly, with enough time to reflect on his acute brain retardation.
The earlier one had injured in the title. He went full Darwin in this one.
Anybody got a train schedule for the next shipment? Maybe we can get Martin Sheen to put his legs where his mouth is!
There's a joke about the 'half life' of his leg in here somewhere.
So can this guy claim he was klled by radioactive waste?