[RichInOC]

I still say Mikey should have named his book "Dude, Where's My Winky?"

[Luddite Patent Counsel]

Michael Moore is in a health club locker room (I know, but it's no less farfetched than jokes that put horses into bars and such). Michael has the following exchange with one of the guys there: Guy: Mikey, man, you are REALLY putting on the pounds! Michael Moore: Yeah, it's getting worse and worse. I haven't seen my "winky" in two years! Guy: Have you thought about trying to diet? Moore: Not really. What color do you think would work?