Dan's sadder than a Frog that reached into his sidepockets only to find his M&M's melted, and his gun was out of ammo...
//This is fun.....
I think the saddest Kerry supporter of all must be Christopher Reeve. After all, with John Kerry as President, he was "going to get up out of that wheelchair and walk, walk again." With George W. Bush, I don't think he has even made out of the ground.
Dan is a road kill, auto pizza, semi toast, I 10 bump, Whiskey Bay carrion. Say goodnight Dan!
Actually, that phony Dan is a New Yorker now, not a Texan, in spite of his shtick. Therefore, I say he's more upset than a Pauline Kael Democrat who just found out she got brie instead of goat cheese on her portobello and alfalfa sprout sandwich.
Dan is lower than the lowest,low down preshistoric frog shit fossil in a New Jersey bog swamp. (Gecko)