[Wilhelm Tell]

He's not dead, he's just pining for the fjords.

I'm not sure why, but I think about that line every time I hear "Arafat is dead." Maybe instead of burying him they should stuff him and display him in a cage somewhere.

[TerriHaute]

He's not dead, he's just pining for the fjords.

(with apologies to Monty Python)
He's not pinin'! He's passed on! This terrorist is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't put him on life support, he'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!

THIS IS AN EX-TERRORIST!!