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Beijing to show off lavatory pride at World Toilet Summit
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1548&ncid=731&e=9&u=/afp/20041105/lf_afp/afplifestyl ^ | Nov. 5, 2004 | AFP

Posted on 11/05/2004 1:54:40 PM PST by Ahriman

The Chinese capital, notorious for its smelly lavatories, will show off its ambitious plan to improve them during the fourth annual World Toilet Summit later this month, the Beijing government said Friday.

"Toilets represent a country's level of development, it reflects a place's level of material and spiritual civilisation," Yu Debin, deputy director of the Beijing Tourism Bureau, told a press conference.

Beijing has already invested more than 200 million yuan (24 million dollars) since 2001 on upgrading and building more than 700 new public toilets to prepare for the 2008 Olympic Games, he said.

"The toilet problem at many scenic spots is a major concern both at home and overseas and is a main focus of complaints," Yu said.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; Extended News; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: pottyhumor; worldtoiletday
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1 posted on 11/05/2004 1:54:40 PM PST by Ahriman
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To: Ahriman
I suggest they havea 21-flush salute in honor of Arafat.
2 posted on 11/05/2004 1:55:31 PM PST by atomicpossum (They pelted us with rocks and garbage.)
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To: Ahriman

He must be flushed with joy.


3 posted on 11/05/2004 1:56:59 PM PST by Piranha
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To: Ahriman

Can they fit in their entire government? And maybe flush that? Taht would be progress.


4 posted on 11/05/2004 1:59:34 PM PST by indexpatient
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To: Ahriman

Can they fit in their entire government? And maybe flush that? Taht would be progress.


5 posted on 11/05/2004 1:59:54 PM PST by indexpatient
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To: atomicpossum
I am sorry, but the worst toilet known to man is found on the Chinese side of the China-Mongolian Gobi desert border.

Large outhouse, 15 foot pile of human feces baking in the desert sun....Lots of curious Chinese who have never seen a Westerner nekkid before.

6 posted on 11/05/2004 2:00:01 PM PST by AdamSelene235
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To: Ahriman

What a crappy place to be.


7 posted on 11/05/2004 2:00:16 PM PST by dfwgator (It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
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To: indexpatient

that


8 posted on 11/05/2004 2:00:30 PM PST by indexpatient
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To: Ahriman

Welcome to my world.

9 posted on 11/05/2004 2:00:57 PM PST by martin_fierro (WTF is a "nonspecific malady"?)
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To: Ahriman

One of the conference delegates...

10 posted on 11/05/2004 2:02:36 PM PST by PoliticalInsider
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To: Ahriman; martin_fierro
Beijing has already invested more than 200 million yuan (24 million dollars) since 2001 on upgrading and building more than 700 new public toilets to prepare for the 2008 Olympic Games, he said.

Taking a dump is now an Olympic event?

I didn't know that.

Who won the gold medal in Athens?

11 posted on 11/05/2004 2:05:07 PM PST by Willie Green
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To: Ahriman
Search is your friend.

The story's been posted for the turd time today.

12 posted on 11/05/2004 2:08:18 PM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: Willie Green

Holy crap! That comes out to over $34K per toilet!!!


13 posted on 11/05/2004 2:08:25 PM PST by Willie Green
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To: Ahriman; All
Very Nice...

So, They Have A Beautiful Toilet Or Two To Brag About.

CHINA IS STILL A THIRD WORLD RED COMMUNIST...

SEWER HOLE!

14 posted on 11/05/2004 2:09:46 PM PST by Simcha7 ((The Plumb - Line has been Drawn, T'shuvah/Return for The Kingdom of HaShem is at hand!))
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To: Ahriman

this is hillarious. i have been to china and words alone cannot describe how awful their toilets are. i would hold it for days so that i could find relief in an airplane toilet.


15 posted on 11/05/2004 2:11:14 PM PST by mlocher (america is a sovereign state)
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To: Willie Green
Holy crap! That comes out to over $34K per toilet!!!

all hand chiseled out of marble....

16 posted on 11/05/2004 2:12:59 PM PST by mlocher (america is a sovereign state)
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To: mlocher
If you fast forwarded to the year 2504, the headlines will still be screaming, "Turd Troubles in Tianamen Square". With about one billion clowns trying to find a place to squat two times a day in an area the size of the Kerry blue states, it's gotta happen.
17 posted on 11/05/2004 2:24:58 PM PST by finnigan2
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To: martin_fierro

This year's executive model.

18 posted on 11/05/2004 2:28:22 PM PST by Rebelbase (Indiscriminate reprisals strengthen the terrorists. Targeted ones weaken them. Aim is everything.)
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To: martin_fierro
And the high tech entry:


19 posted on 11/05/2004 2:30:28 PM PST by Rebelbase (Indiscriminate reprisals strengthen the terrorists. Targeted ones weaken them. Aim is everything.)
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To: finnigan2
LOL!!!

a chinese friend of mine shared with me a chinese news article -- he translated it to me. a canadian tourist on a bus tour of china, went to squat in what is literally a "sh!t room". it was late at night and of course, no toilet paper and no lights. he left his in his suitcase on the bus. not wanting to make others wait, he decided to use some of the blank pages at the back his passport, some of which are stamped with entry/exit stamps.

the next day at the airport, the poor guy found out that he used the FRONT pages of his passport and was not allowed on the flight. he had to hire a car and driver, go back to the sh!t house, search through all the crap to find his missing passport pages. uuuggghhhh!

20 posted on 11/05/2004 2:32:52 PM PST by mlocher (america is a sovereign state)
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