"Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?"
Posted on 11/05/2004 12:50:37 PM PST by njsketch
"Mary, help!"
Heinz estate was ordered opened by a Judge on Wednesday.
Anybody know if it ever was?
Surely Americans will grow tired of being played for fools . . . I've never seen the media cover up for a major candidate at this level before. It's beyond ridiculous.
"Horsehair horsebrush for the horseface?"
No, for the horse's rear
Oh where is my hairbursh,oh where is my hairbrush...
What a yancy-f***.
"I will not have those who do not have their hair so finely combed question my patriotism!"
Kerry: "Ahh, but the hairbrush...that's where I had them..."
Run this article a week before the election and you would have been able to argue that the media was worth 5-15 points....for Bush.
"Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?"
wonder if I can get the hairbrush holding job at the Nantucket mansion....tough work, but I am willing to do it!!!
AS for me, if I had the job of kerrys "personal aid" it would take 1 second into his first tantrum before I lodged a hairbrush up his wide behind!
Heh...that was my first thought on seeing this thread title.
And now it's COMPLETELY stuck in my head. VeggieTales songs are evil that way...
Typical of John "F...!" Kerry
Remember, Hillary is no better.
I can't say that I've ever dropped the f-bomb for missing my brush.
As a matter of fact, I can't say that I've ever directed that word at anyone. Not even as a teenager. My parents taught me to control my anger. You shouldn't treat people like that---and John Kerry always has.
Noooooo!
Now that song will be stuck in my head for the rest of the day. LOL
Just like in 1988, I remember on Election Night Sam Donaldson stating that Dukakis would go back to MA to deal with fiscal problems. Fiscal problems in MA? The first we'd ever heard of them.
What an absolutely perfect description.
That was my first thought, but my understanding is that Newsweek was given full access to both campaigns -- on the condition that they could not report any of these minute details until after Election Day.
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