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The Real John Kerry Emerges via Newsweek Article...read his comments about his missing hairbrush
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6414892/site/newsweek/ ^ | 11/05/04 | Newsweek

Posted on 11/05/2004 12:50:37 PM PST by njsketch

The morning after the Feb. 3 primaries, which vaulted Kerry into a virtual-ly insurmountable lead, the candidate was fuming over his missing hairbrush. He and his aides were riding in a van on the way to a Time magazine cover-photo shoot. Nicholson had left the hairbrush behind. "Sir, I don't have it," he said, after rummaging in the bags. "Marvin, f---!" Kerry said. The press secretary, David Wade, offered his brush. "I'm not using Wade's brush," the long-faced senator pouted. "Marvin, f---, it's my Time photo shoot."

Nicholson was having a bad day. Breakfast had been late and rushed and not quite right for the senator. In the van, Kerry was working his cell phone and heard the beep signaling that the phone was running out of juice. "Marvin, charger," he said without turning around. "Sorry, I don't have it," said Nicholson, who was sitting in the rear of the van. Now Kerry turned around. "I'm running this campaign myself," he said, looking at Nicholson and the other aides. "I get myself breakfast. I get myself hairbrushes. I get myself my cell-phone charger. It's pretty amazing." In silent frustration, Nicholson helplessly punched the car seat.

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KEYWORDS: dirtyrats; hair; johnkerry; kerry; kumbaya; newsweek; rats
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To: njsketch

no wonder the poor guy is a micromanger. he picks people to work for him who don't remember his hair brush...


141 posted on 11/05/2004 2:21:40 PM PST by mlocher (america is a sovereign state)
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To: prairiebreeze
I've read elsewhere that the f-word was very, very commonplace in the Kerry camp. Routine.

Apparently from this article, you are right.

Look--I am no prude, and I have used that word too. I admit that.

But this crowd used it as an adverb, adjective, verb, noun, and dangling participle.

That is just evidence of a rotten soul.

142 posted on 11/05/2004 2:21:52 PM PST by SkyPilot
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To: njsketch
"I get myself breakfast. I get myself hairbrushes. I get myself my cell-phone charger. It's pretty amazing."

Welcome to the real effin world Mr. John Effin Kerry.

143 posted on 11/05/2004 2:24:40 PM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Sun goes up, pants go up. Sun goes down, pants go down.)
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To: njsketch

Screw the hairbrush. I want to know the facts about his service medals, navy discharge, his meetings with the commies and why the media covered this all up.


144 posted on 11/05/2004 2:26:10 PM PST by 2grit
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To: njsketch

Kerry needs a Karmic Hug, everyone. Can't we help him out?


145 posted on 11/05/2004 2:26:24 PM PST by TChris (You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.)
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To: njsketch

Remember his nasty comment when he fell on the ski slopes. "That f***** made me fall", referring to a Secret Service agent.


146 posted on 11/05/2004 2:26:43 PM PST by Ciexyz (Bush still rules. The sun shines over America.)
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To: njsketch

Amazing, he has to brush his own hair? I thought he had a personal hairdresser along on the tour.


148 posted on 11/05/2004 2:29:54 PM PST by Ciexyz (Bush still rules. The sun shines over America.)
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To: sandyeggo
”"Marvin, f---!" Kerry said. The press secretary, David Wade, offered his brush. "I'm not using Wade's brush," the long-faced senator pouted. "Marvin, f---, it's my Time photo shoot."

"I wish that I could just wrap you up in my arms and embrace each and every one of you individually all across this nation."

John Kerry, November 3rd, 2004

149 posted on 11/05/2004 2:31:03 PM PST by SkyPilot
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To: ilgipper
I am equally as shocked the media released none of this information before the election.

They sure had the dirt on him, didn't they?

The MSM is only releasing it now because they are pi$$ed off at him for losing.

150 posted on 11/05/2004 2:32:59 PM PST by SkyPilot
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To: WestVirginiaRebel

Kerry: "Ahh, but the hairbrush...that's where I had them..."

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Klink...Klink......Klink.....

Love it


151 posted on 11/05/2004 2:33:17 PM PST by omronnie (Wish I could come up with something cute here to say like others seem to do. !!)
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To: njsketch
I'm running this campaign myself," he said, looking at Nicholson and the other aides. "I get myself breakfast. I get myself hairbrushes. I get myself my cell-phone charger. It's pretty amazing."

It's downright sKerry!! To sKerry himself this seems "pretty amazing." To 99.99999999% of Americans, having to do for ourselves is very normal, almost boring.

I'm glad the press is finally telling everybody what we knew all along:

sKerry is an arrogant, narcissistic, lying bastard who would and will do anything to fulfill what he sees as his God-given right, to be POTUS.

152 posted on 11/05/2004 2:34:13 PM PST by upchuck (Pajamas? I don' need no steenking pajamas!!)
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To: njsketch

I am on the road all day and I have this amazing contraption that plugs my cell phone into my car's cigarette lighter. My phone never dies.

This guy Kerry wanted to be President of the United States of America?


154 posted on 11/05/2004 2:35:21 PM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: njsketch
The two men were close friends, but Nicholson was still the servant.
"Sir,
I don't have it," he said, after rummaging in the bags. "Marvin, f---!" Kerry said.

Yeah, it sounds like a real close friendship. I know my good friends call me "Ma'am".

155 posted on 11/05/2004 2:38:09 PM PST by mombonn ( ¡Viva Bush/Cheney!)
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To: sandyeggo
I still take so much exception to the Liberal Wisdom that anybody who is not a Liberal is an "idiot."

What hubris. All I can say is pride goeth before a fall.

GW is a Yale grad, Harvard MBA, fighter pilot, successful businessman, former twice elected Gov of Texas, and twice elected President of the United States.

Who in their right mind would underestimate this man?

156 posted on 11/05/2004 2:42:49 PM PST by SkyPilot
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To: Spok
Excellent take on the situation.

Kerry is a serious prima-donna

Perhaps if this info gets out during the primaries or the general election; the swift boat vets get instant credibility

157 posted on 11/05/2004 2:51:50 PM PST by fhillary2 (Native Virginian)
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To: hushpad
Evan Thomas was writing a book about Kerry's ascent to the Presidency. It was to be called "Election 2004 How Kerry Won And What You Can Expect In The Future" but now Amazon has pulled it. Here's the promo they were running:
"An extraordinary behind-the-scenes look at the 2004 Kerry presidential victory reported by Newsweek's premier political reporters, including bestselling biographer Evan Thomas."

There's still a link up at the publisher's site though and it's still touting a Kerry victory.

158 posted on 11/05/2004 2:52:15 PM PST by FreedomCalls (It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.")
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To: njsketch

bttt


160 posted on 11/05/2004 2:55:24 PM PST by nopardons
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