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Well, I Guess This Didn't Work: Feng Shui Visulization for a Kerry Victory!
Kerry Wins Visualization ^
| Some nut
Posted on 11/05/2004 11:39:01 AM PST by dukeman
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I found this SERIOUSLY posted on DU.
SOMEBODY STOP ME!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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posted on
11/05/2004 11:39:01 AM PST
by
dukeman
To: dukeman
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posted on
11/05/2004 11:41:25 AM PST
by
smiley
(Watch out Dems! I'm a William F. Buckley Conservative!!)
To: dukeman
:>)
I'm visualizing a massive gassive...HEY! It works!
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posted on
11/05/2004 11:44:21 AM PST
by
wvobiwan
(Kerry/Edwards Foreign Policy Slogan: Accept our surrender or we'll sue!)
To: dukeman
-- to move voters away from the negative programming of the Republicans and vested interests -- to a positive attraction for Kerry based on his good character, values and right action. This approach might have worked if in fact Kerry had ever once in his life demonstrated good character, values and right action.
However, since he has only demonstrated the exact opposite, I think this plan will have to be revisited.
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posted on
11/05/2004 11:44:26 AM PST
by
Maceman
(It's no longer a blue world, Max!!)
To: dukeman
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posted on
11/05/2004 11:44:55 AM PST
by
Paul Ross
(Deploy Real Missile Defense NOW. Iran will have nukes in 4 months.)
To: dukeman; Mo1; Peach
OHHHMMMM. OHHHHHMMMMMMM.
ROFL! ping
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posted on
11/05/2004 11:46:27 AM PST
by
prairiebreeze
(George W Bush: Spending well-earned political capital.)
To: wvobiwan
massive gassiveROTFLMAO!!!
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posted on
11/05/2004 11:48:47 AM PST
by
dukeman
To: dukeman
Oh thank you for posting this.
I have tears in my eyes and my sides ache!!!
Oh I just can't take it! LOLOLOL!!!!
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posted on
11/05/2004 11:49:44 AM PST
by
netmilsmom
(Zell on DEM Christianity, "They can hum the tune, but can't sing the song.")
To: dukeman
Persoinally I thought the Redskins losing gave them a better chance than this would.
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posted on
11/05/2004 11:52:38 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
To: dukeman
I'm tryin' to think but nuttin's happening.. Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk.
To: dukeman
I just lit a candle, said "John Kerry," and it went out. What does that mean?
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posted on
11/05/2004 11:54:17 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(Michael Moore = a culinary Pinocchio ---- tell a lie, gain a pound.)
To: dukeman
It almost worked for Kerry until they got to this line:
There are no attempts to rig the election or voter machine fraud
and then the whole Democratic machine fell apart because of their own visualizations.
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posted on
11/05/2004 11:54:39 AM PST
by
KarlInOhio
("This is the best election night in history." -- DNC Chief Terry McAuliffe, 11/2/04)
To: doug from upland
I just lit a candle, said "John Kerry," and it went out. What does that mean? That you spit too much when saying "John Kerry". I put out a campfire the same way when I said "Clinton".
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posted on
11/05/2004 11:56:40 AM PST
by
KarlInOhio
("This is the best election night in history." -- DNC Chief Terry McAuliffe, 11/2/04)
To: prairiebreeze
Hee hee hee hee!!!

Must... visualize... Kerry... winning... UNNNGH!
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posted on
11/05/2004 11:58:22 AM PST
by
TChris
(You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.)
To: dukeman
What's really funny about this is the Chinese Revolution. I mean, if feng shui really worked, do you think Mao would have taken over China? Kind of typical of a Kerry supporter to try a tactic that utterly failed decades ago.
To: dukeman
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posted on
11/05/2004 12:07:41 PM PST
by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
(I got political capital and I intend to spend it!)
To: doug from upland
You obviously inserted too many plosives, fricatives, aspirates . . .
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posted on
11/05/2004 12:10:21 PM PST
by
Mach9
(.)
To: netmilsmom
My pleasure,netmilsmom! It's much, much more fun to read this bilge and then share it with others. Frankly, I've been in hysterics reading stuff like this on DU since Tuesday night. My family thinks I've been sniffing nitrous oxide!
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posted on
11/05/2004 12:18:01 PM PST
by
dukeman
To: dukeman
How, oh how, did the President win in the face of such power? The world may never know...
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posted on
11/05/2004 12:20:23 PM PST
by
gridlock
(FOUR MORE YEARS!!!! FOUR MORE YEARS!!!!)
To: dukeman
how utterly and inscrutably Chinese. Analwrecks of Confuse-us.
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posted on
11/05/2004 12:22:58 PM PST
by
King Prout
("We've found more WMDs in Iraq than we've found disenfranchised blacks in Florida." - Ann Coulter)
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