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Well, I Guess This Didn't Work: Feng Shui Visulization for a Kerry Victory!
Kerry Wins Visualization ^ | Some nut

Posted on 11/05/2004 11:39:01 AM PST by dukeman

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I found this SERIOUSLY posted on DU.

SOMEBODY STOP ME!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

1 posted on 11/05/2004 11:39:01 AM PST by dukeman
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OMG.....pathetic....


2 posted on 11/05/2004 11:41:25 AM PST by smiley (Watch out Dems! I'm a William F. Buckley Conservative!!)
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:>)

I'm visualizing a massive gassive...HEY! It works!


3 posted on 11/05/2004 11:44:21 AM PST by wvobiwan (Kerry/Edwards Foreign Policy Slogan: Accept our surrender or we'll sue!)
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-- to move voters away from the negative programming of the Republicans and vested interests -- to a positive attraction for Kerry based on his good character, values and right action.

This approach might have worked if in fact Kerry had ever once in his life demonstrated good character, values and right action.

However, since he has only demonstrated the exact opposite, I think this plan will have to be revisited.

4 posted on 11/05/2004 11:44:26 AM PST by Maceman (It's no longer a blue world, Max!!)
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Kerry, a MAN OF CHARACTER???!

Man, there is some serious denial of reality at DU and the RAT-havens. Man of character my ..... Thank God for the SwiftVets.

Somewhere above us all, Ronald Reagan is smiling....

5 posted on 11/05/2004 11:44:55 AM PST by Paul Ross (Deploy Real Missile Defense NOW. Iran will have nukes in 4 months.)
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OHHHMMMM. OHHHHHMMMMMMM.

ROFL! ping


6 posted on 11/05/2004 11:46:27 AM PST by prairiebreeze (George W Bush: Spending well-earned political capital.)
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massive gassive

ROTFLMAO!!!

7 posted on 11/05/2004 11:48:47 AM PST by dukeman
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Oh thank you for posting this.

I have tears in my eyes and my sides ache!!!
Oh I just can't take it! LOLOLOL!!!!


8 posted on 11/05/2004 11:49:44 AM PST by netmilsmom (Zell on DEM Christianity, "They can hum the tune, but can't sing the song.")
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Persoinally I thought the Redskins losing gave them a better chance than this would.


9 posted on 11/05/2004 11:52:38 AM PST by BenLurkin
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I'm tryin' to think but nuttin's happening.. Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk.


10 posted on 11/05/2004 11:52:38 AM PST by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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I just lit a candle, said "John Kerry," and it went out. What does that mean?


11 posted on 11/05/2004 11:54:17 AM PST by doug from upland (Michael Moore = a culinary Pinocchio ---- tell a lie, gain a pound.)
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It almost worked for Kerry until they got to this line:

There are no attempts to rig the election or voter machine fraud

and then the whole Democratic machine fell apart because of their own visualizations.

12 posted on 11/05/2004 11:54:39 AM PST by KarlInOhio ("This is the best election night in history." -- DNC Chief Terry McAuliffe, 11/2/04)
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I just lit a candle, said "John Kerry," and it went out. What does that mean?

That you spit too much when saying "John Kerry". I put out a campfire the same way when I said "Clinton".

13 posted on 11/05/2004 11:56:40 AM PST by KarlInOhio ("This is the best election night in history." -- DNC Chief Terry McAuliffe, 11/2/04)
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Hee hee hee hee!!!

Spock

Must... visualize... Kerry... winning... UNNNGH!

14 posted on 11/05/2004 11:58:22 AM PST by TChris (You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.)
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What's really funny about this is the Chinese Revolution. I mean, if feng shui really worked, do you think Mao would have taken over China? Kind of typical of a Kerry supporter to try a tactic that utterly failed decades ago.


15 posted on 11/05/2004 12:05:34 PM PST by Gingersnap
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16 posted on 11/05/2004 12:07:41 PM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (I got political capital and I intend to spend it!)
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To: doug from upland

You obviously inserted too many plosives, fricatives, aspirates . . .


17 posted on 11/05/2004 12:10:21 PM PST by Mach9 (.)
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My pleasure,netmilsmom! It's much, much more fun to read this bilge and then share it with others. Frankly, I've been in hysterics reading stuff like this on DU since Tuesday night. My family thinks I've been sniffing nitrous oxide!


18 posted on 11/05/2004 12:18:01 PM PST by dukeman
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How, oh how, did the President win in the face of such power? The world may never know...


19 posted on 11/05/2004 12:20:23 PM PST by gridlock (FOUR MORE YEARS!!!! FOUR MORE YEARS!!!!)
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how utterly and inscrutably Chinese. Analwrecks of Confuse-us.


20 posted on 11/05/2004 12:22:58 PM PST by King Prout ("We've found more WMDs in Iraq than we've found disenfranchised blacks in Florida." - Ann Coulter)
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