This is what happens when you make one too many trips to Starbucks before sitting down to write.
One too many bile lattes with extra p*ss and vinegar.
"This is what happens when you make one too many trips to Starbucks before sitting down to write."
Sorry to disagree, but no amount of Starbucks could induce such an altered state. Have you considered the article may have been the result of too much bong? Too many bong hits is well known to induce a sense of wisdom while actually creating intellectual malfunction.