You've seen that picture fat michael posted on his website which is a portrait of W consisting of hundreds of small pictures of slain American soldiers? I'd like to see one of moore made up of tiny cheeseburgers or, even better, turds.
Number One Reason for Michael Moore to slit his own wrists:
Global warming and the polar ice cap melting. As an obese traveling activist, he is callously responsible for more fuel being burned by the airlines and the resulting additional tons of pollution.