Michael Moore finally speaks

MichaelMoore.com ^ | Nov. 5th, 2004 | Michael Moore

[singletrack]

"Allways look on the bright side of life."
M.Python, Life of Brian

[swilhelm73]

12. Admit it: We like the Bush twins and we don't want them to go away.

I guess this is an example of that whole "stopped clock" phenomemon...

[AdamSelene235]

[woofie]

Kennedy did not have a mandate

[claudiustg]

Michael who?

[BladeLWS]

The day this fat a$$ gets cancer because he's fat, will be a day of rejoicement throughout the land.

[GAGOPSWEEPTOVICTORY]

10. Five more African Americans were elected as members of Congress, including the return of Cynthia McKinney of Georgia. It's always good to have more blacks in there fighting for us and doing the job our candidates can't.

Cynthia McKinney is not one of the five additional "African Americans" that were elected to Congress. She was defeated by Denise Majette, who vacated that seat to run for Senate. Last time I checked, Majette was black too.

It's good to know that fellow liberal looneys like Moore and McKinney are one of the same feather though. Mark my words, Jihad Cindy will go down in the 2006 primary.

[Asclepius]

Finally and most importantly, over 55 million Americans voted for the candidate dubbed "The #1 Liberal in the Senate."

The morbidly obese filmmaker makes a sobering point--55 million Americans voted for a man like Senator Kerry. How does one put a positive spin on that?

[bluecollarman]

"It is against the law for George W. Bush to run for president again."

In a time of war or national emergency, this can be changed.

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Michael Moore checks the mirror:

[prometheus]

The problem with what you say is he qualifies his comment with "sitting President." Nixon was a sitting vice President. I would check out the Truman vs. Dewey Race.

[Wooly]

The pundits are right and as I stated earlier, Democrats, if you want to improve your chances every time Moore does or says something, no matter what, run out find a news reporter and yell in the microphone this is disgusting and obscene. It does no reflect my views one bit.
But in order to sell this you will need to have the proper facial expression, so just imagine you are using a two hole porta john and Moore comes in drops his pants and plants himself next to you. That should give you the proper look.

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

proving once again that your parents are always wrong and you should never listen to them.

Proving once again that MM's only audience is mushbrained brainwashed Chomskyspoonfed college students.

[Terpfen]

Oh, man, he lies even in his supporting letters.

"2. Bush's victory was the NARROWEST win for a sitting president since Woodrow Wilson in 1916."

Wrong. Bush's win is the largest since McKinley in 1896, and in terms of popular vote counts, he got more than Reagan in 1984.

"4. In spite of Bush's win, the majority of the Americans still think the country is headed in the wrong direction (56%), thinks the war is a mistake (51%), and doesn’t approve of the job George W. Bush is doing (52%). (Note to foreigners: Don't try to figure this one out. It's an American thing, like Pop Tarts.)"

Hey Mike, I think those poll figures are invalidated because Bush WON.

"12. Admit it: We like the Bush twins and we don't want them to go away."

Can't Moore be charged with stalking? This is just downright creepy.

"14. Bush is now a lame duck president. He will have no greater moment than the one he's having this week. It's all downhill for him from here on out -- and, more significantly, he's just not going to want to do all the hard work that will be expected of him."

Quote Bush: "I've earned political capital and I intend to use it." Bush's re-election will be the gift that keeps on giving: the Democrats are going to melt down every time Bush does something.

"16. There are nearly 300 million Americans -- 200 million of them of voting age. We only lost by three and a half million! That's not a landslide -- it means we're almost there."

Sorry, Mike, but it IS a landslide. Not even Reagan's 1984 landslide had a huge popular vote count: that was still relatively close. The Republicans gained 4 seats in the Senate and solidified a decade's control over the House of Representatives. You've got some dirt to dig yourself out of, fat boy.

This is almost sad, until you stop and realize that libs are going to listen to this guy, and they're going to fool themselves into thinking Bush isn't going to do anything, so maybe it's not so bad--and then, a few days from now, the hammer drops in Fallujah, and they get depressed all over again! It'll happen through all four years of Bush's second term: "Maybe he won't do anything today... DAMNIT!"

[RWR8189]

4. In spite of Bush's win, the majority of the Americans still think the country is headed in the wrong direction (56%), thinks the war is a mistake (51%), and doesn’t approve of the job George W. Bush is doing (52%). (Note to foreigners: Don't try to figure this one out. It's an American thing, like Pop Tarts.)

From the exit polls, which weren't exactly tilted in the President's favor:

 

IS U.S. GOING IN RIGHT DIRECTION?

BUSH

KERRY

NADER

TOTAL

2004

2000

2004

2004

Yes (49%)

89%

+53

10%

0%

No (46%)

12%

-62

86%

0%

 

DECISION TO GO TO WAR IN IRAQ

BUSH

KERRY

NADER

TOTAL

2004

2000

2004

2004

Approve (51%)

85%

n/a

14%

0%

Disapprove (45%)

12%

n/a

87%

0%

 

HOW BUSH IS HANDLING HIS JOB

BUSH

KERRY

NADER

TOTAL

2004

2000

2004

2004

Approve (53%)

90%

n/a

9%

0%

Disapprove (46%)

6%

n/a

93%

0%

 

Not that I'd call Michael Moore a liar or anything like that....

[Begin]

Michael Moore finally speaks

"Wo-ho-ho-ho, woo teh mah stolen election co nee tah, stor mee. Wo-ho-ho!"

[Connservative]

OH YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!

[Vision Thing]

If something bad were to happen to Michael Moore, I no longer automatically think it would be done by Republicans. Democrats have more reasons to remove him.

[My Favorite Headache]

Hey Mike...umm the Democrats lost everything...what part of LOSING did you forget?