"I know my Bible and nowhere in it does it mention that
Jesus Christ and the Apostles drove Fords.
Naturally, one can assume it was because they were Chrysler men!'
Actually, they drove Hondas. It says they came in one Accord...
Well, we ALL know that smoking was approved for women...
Genesis 26:64 - And Rebekah lifted up her eyes, and when she saw Isaac, she lighted off the camel.
Hey Knute, did you know that the first documented case of PMS is in the Bible? It's true. It says that Mary rode Joseph's a$$ all the way to Bethlehem. ;-)
Just thought I'd share.