[Semi Civil Servant]

...if you're unlucky enough to be an 18- to 26-year-old, good luck these next four years.

It's such a burden to be at the top physical condition of your life, to have the most energy you will ever have, to have so many career and life choices ahead of you, and to live in an impoverished, blighted place like the USA instead of a paradise like Sudan.

18- to 26-year-old Americans. You poor devils.

[rightisright]

Wait a sec...Jimmy Breslin is still alive? I thought he pickled his liver 10 years ago.