[Taxbilly]

"Then you could have 3 countries: Northeastistan - Pacificstan - Redstateistan."

How about North Mexico, South Canada and the rest can stay Real America.

[Atlas Sneezed]

How about North Mexico, South Canada and the rest can stay Real America?

Here you go! (apologies to lots of nice folks in Michigan, Pennsylvania, and upstate New York. Come move to America fast.):

Also note that with a revamped America, there will be some folks in the few blue enclaves who opt to move across the border, and others in the ceded areas who will want to join our liberty and prosperity.