Posted on 11/04/2004 10:39:27 AM PST by RunnerMom
Whatever Terayza tells him to...
Improve his Senate attendance record?
He'll get back to working at the senate without actually going to any meetings, just like before.
Lots of drugs, booze. I imagine the Heinz Kerry mansions will resemble the movie "Who's Afraid of Virgina Woolfe" for quite some time.
I'm sure he has a plan
let's all go in together, and buy him a metal detector. he can go around his mansions looking for gold that momma t drops when she is eating the "raisins".
He'll go back to the Senate and plan for the next election. He might even get around to passing a Bill with his name on it... probably renaming a Federal Outhouse on some back trail in the Berkshires.
The President should "reach out" by appointing
Kerry ambassador to France.
What did Kerry do before this campaign....nothing, I imagine he'll continue to do the same...
Cut off and throw away his pandering-of-cancer-patients-and-their-families, ever-deliberately-visible, Yellow Bracelet.
Besides, his secret meaning of it, and that of the Silky Pony's Yellow Bracelet, was they were *Promise Rings* to each other.
Secret lovers.
After John Quincy Adams lost his re-election bid, he resumed his old legislative career, serving furitfully in the House for the following 18 years until his death in 1848.
Kerry and Al Gore will be headlining the Loserpalousa Tour with Tom Dashel as the opening act.
Take the express to Palookaville. One way ticket. Taking John Edwards with him.
Kerry will run for Minority Leader of the Senate for the 2005 session.......
Stir the pot, Stir the pot, Stir the pot......
Great minds....
From what I can tell, he's been planning to be president since at least Vietnam, when we restaged his exploits for his home movies. (Can you imagine a real war hero doing that?) An eventual run for the presidency was what the phony purple hearts were about too. And really, think about it -- he's in Vietnam shortly after a guy with a similar "Irish" name and same initials from Massachusetts became president after serving as skipper of a patrol boat. Jeez, if my initials were JFK and I was skipper of a patrol boat I think weird things would cross my mind, too. Anyway, then he becomes a senator from Massachusetts, just like guess who... Then he gets botox and perfect haircuts and pretends to play football and all that other stuff with only one thing in mind -- to become president. And now it's all over. A lifelong dream is over. So really -- what's he going to do now? Build model airplanes?
Can you imagine having to go home to Terrrezzza as a LOSER?
Kerry has HELL to PAY and not a dime (OF HIS OWN) in the BANK!
I'm going to have to respectfully disagree with you here, UWH. If kerry had seen any way at all to win the presidency by legal contest, he would have done so in a heartbeat. But he and his advisers saw it was hopeless. That, IMO, is the only reason he didn't do as Gore had done and put the country through 6 weeks of uncertainty and distress. In sum, this election just wasn't close enough to steal and the question of the uncounted provisional ballots couldn't save him because there were too few of them relative to Bush's lead, particularly in Ohio. It's no secret that roughly 80-90% of them get invalidated anyway.
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