Posted on 11/03/2004 10:00:22 PM PST by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
LOL!!! Good one!
>> "You may not appreciate it, but your children will thank me."
If I may add to this one, ahem...
"Oh wait! You abort your children, don't you? Oh, well...never mind!"
Show them a pic of the White House with caption, "Whose house is this!?!?!?!"
-PJ
"Your party is sick. Fix it."
Gloaterama Ping
Later that same year, I saw a "Townhall DC" Nightline show where some of the audience repeated this same scurrilous rumor to Koppel. And if I remember correctly, the San Jose Mercury News sometime later did a big "expose" piece where they claimed this was a TRUE rumor, and claimed that the entire operation was run by ex-Contras from Nicaragua. The SJMN management immediately disavowed the entire piece as a fabrication and blamed its publication on the fact that their own "journalist" who wrote it and published it did it during a week when the editor was on vacation and so it didn't go through the normal fact-checking phase where they would have discovered that it was a totally bogus story. But of course this gave the story new life in the black community. I think Maxine Waters used the original SJMN story - and completely ignored the retraction of the story - to start a Congressional investigation into it that of course went nowhere - but just its mere existence perpetuated the rumor further.
Hey! What's wrong with you? Don't you know, it's right there in the Constitoooshun in black and white and 65,536 shades of gray that a woman has a God-given inalienable right to pith her 9-month-old, about-to-be-born baby in the back of the head like a laboratory frog with a sharp scissors! It's right there. Can't you see it? If you place enough different kinds of lights coming from all different directions over your copy of the Constitution, you'll see all sorts of umbras and penumbras that you didn't see before!
If you're still having trouble seeing it, try smoking just the right kinds of mushrooms before you look for those penumbras.
And if you STILL can't see that inalienable right in your copy of the Constitution, then you don't have the right copy. Try to get a copy of the Official US Supreme Court Liberal Faction Constitution And Ouija Board. Besides the Constitution, it has all the letters of the alphabet down the side. The Liberal Soopreems use this to find all kinds of new rights that you woulda never thunk would be in there!
I hear ya! I tried to make it "CardCarryingMember.VastRightWingConspiracy" but that ornery old JimRob wouldn't let me go past 30 letters!!!! So send your complaints to him, not me.
Oops! I forgot to say in my best Foghorn Leghorn voice, "That's a joke, son!"
Or to a Liberal Democrapic woman you could say, "Don't worry about Bush winning. I'm sure you can still return for a full refund the burqa you bought in anticipation of a Kerry win".
One of my Dimwit Co-workers said to me Wed morning "So I guess we're stuck with a**h*le for President, eh?" And I replied with as much feigned shock and distress as I could muster by saying..."Man...you mean KERRY WON??!!??!!" You shoulda seen his face as he spit out "No...Bush did!" It was precious and priceless all at the same time.
WELL WRITTEN.
WOULD BE FUNNY IF IT WASN'T SO TRUE!
Thanks.
Blessings,
Your first PING!!!!
I havent laughed this hard in weeks!!
"After a long campaign doesn't someone have some ketchenup to do?"
Phil
Sarasota
Awesome! Pictures would have been good, too.
Welcome to the 1,000 year Republican Reich
You picked the wrong metro-sexual, at the wrong election, at the wrong time, at the wrong etc...
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Thanks. That was great!!!!!!!!!!
thanks. i assume you were (are) in the military. thanks for your voluntary contributions!
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