Posted on 11/03/2004 10:08:26 AM PST by MoonMullins
Top 10 Reasons to love the next 4 years
10. Zogby will have plenty of time to reflect on the meaning of John Kerry’s powerful insight: “It’s one thing to be certain, but you can be certain and be wrong.”
9. The Supreme Court will not be making room for Susan Estrich.
8. Our war on terror will not require sensitivity training.
7. No French-English translation required to understand “Le Global Test”.
6. Our First Lady will be Laura Bush.
5. Our VP will be Dick Cheney. One downside – he won’t have as many opportunities for friendly chats with Sen. Leahy now that the Senate is firmly in Republican hands.
4. California real estate will become more affordable now that all the Hollywood libs are leaving for Europe. OK, same as four years ago, only they mean it this time. Really.
3. Bush’s brilliant opponents will have many more opportunities to underestimate him and practice the fine art of losing.
2. We can look forward to Al Franken’s next book, “Exit Polls for DUmmies”.
1. George W. Bush is our president!
Welcome additional suggestions everyone ...
LOL, great list, and great name btw. I used to see you in the funny papers!
Oh I am just GIDDY today!
Didn't even go to work.
But, it doesn't matter, Jerry Healy is the next mayor of Jersey City, good news for my firm!
Dan Rather "jumped the shark"
Buh-bye Kenneth
Thank you.
Those are great! You just have to change "underestimate" to "MISunderestimate." :)
Good list. I like it.
10. Edwards is no longer a Senator
9. Daschle is no longer a Senator
8. Edwards is no longer a Senator
7. Daschle is no longer a Senator
6. Edwards is no longer a Senator
5. Daschle is no longer a Senator
4. Edwards is no longer a Senator
3. Daschle is no longer a Senator
2. Edwards is no longer a Senator
1. George W. Bush is our president!
We can roll our eyes and say, "Yuck!" in public when abortion comes up.
We don't have to figure out which wine goes with cheese burgers this summer.
We can openly laugh at what the French say (more than usual, I mean).
What about George Soros having 4 more years in his monastary to learn repentance and forgiveness?
Excellent suggestion.
But about as likely as Michael Moore becoming a spokesperson for CortiSlim.
Number 1 has got to be Daily DUmmie FUnnies from PJ-comix!
That and watching the SC get jammed full of closet FReepers with law degrees!
There will be no Justice Clinton, and no Secretary General Clinton.
You forget one reason, Chirac is very very angry, and I am very very happy for that.
Congratulations you are great.
stop going half assed on the war on terror and start by taking out IRAN's nukes
There is so much good news i don't even know where to being
how about washington- i think rossi pulled it off. With arnold cleaning up cal and rossi cleaning up wa -the left coast may end up being home of the pubbies.
55 senate seats
No way do the dims get control of the house for at least 10 more years
Now if we can take hilabeast down and get bill owens elected in 08 we are set.
oh ya- scalia's child to the sc!
For J F'n K: Happiness is never having to eat another Wendy's Hamburger. (But, if TehRAYzah dumps him, it may be Hamburger Helper and Sheba cat food.)
More reasons to love the next four years:
1. No droning, monotonous, condescending Kerry voice for the next four years. Not to mention not having to see him on every MSM channel every day all day.
2.Instead we will now have Dubya with that adorable twinkle in his eyes.
3.His "heh! heh! heh!" cute laugh (with rockin' shoulders).
3.His pretty and elegant wife.
4.His take-no-prisoners - "don't mess with my family!" mom.
5. His honorable dad (but "41" please no more jumping out of planes!)
6. His cute and feisty daughters.
7. Condi, Rummy, John Ashcroft, Tom Ridge AND
8. Four more years of sour faces on CBS (not Rather but..?)
Bunches
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