[GOPcapitalist]

Just resign yourself that you are members of The Party of Lincoln.

Thanks but no thanks. Your mythical third party, The "Party of Lincoln," has but one voter: you. I'm content to let it stay that way.

[Non-Sequitur]

Your mythical third party, The "Party of Lincoln," has but one voter: you.

Last time I checked, on Tuesday night it had 59.3 million voters. Give or take you and your buddies.