Electrician freepers need to go to the pittsburgh headquarters and fix the fuses- get them power generators - or whatever it takes to get them up to speed.
A truckload of republican hamster volunteers on treadmills {wearing W04 pins of course) are on route to restore power, help is on the way!
Non-union electrical hamsters for Bush! LOL
(Yes...I've head too much coffee today)
Carry on