[HenryLeeII]

Your only regret was they stopped coming before you ran out of rounds. I mean, thank goodness they stopped coming before you ran out of rounds. Ya right !!

Yes, I deeply regret the loss of these promising individuals who had so much to offer society, but, alas, were forced into this unfortunate situation due to the oppression they felt after the Bush tax cuts went into affect. I am deeply saddened, as deeply as the soon-to-be-former Senator Dasshole will be by 11 p.m. this evening (God willing)!

[OldSgt.]

Sounds like the perfect press release for the day after.

But the yard and house cleaning bill by the debris retrieval contractors need to be sent to the DU.