Yes Ma'am! Good Morning! Did you leave the W ketchup bottle by my door in the gym?
We voted this AM, # 154 & 155 at our precinct....@ 9:05 AM.
NO WAIT!
(Biting fingernails)
Yes, I did. Look at the email they sent me:
W Ketchup endorses George W. Bush for re-election and urges all Americans to exercise their right to vote, a right secured by our founding fathers and protected by the sacrifices of our men and women in uniform. Bush has demonstrated the leadership necessary to protect us in this new and dangerous, post 9-11 world we live in, and we owe him our support of his presidency in tomorrow's election.
America's future security is at stake, and we cannot afford to gamble with a man, John Kerry, who betrayed his country and who may have received a less than honorable discharge from the Navy.
W Ketchup thanks you for your support, and wishes our President Godspeed in tomorrow's election.
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