Message to trolls, doomer and gloomers, whiners and left wing losers. This was posted a few months ago by COUNTrecount. He has excellent advise for the losers of America.
You leftists will experience an overwhelming sense of loss when Kerry loses the election in November. You will have feelings of rage, humiliation and shame, followed by intense feelings of worthlessness. The best antidote for these feelings is to get back to your usual routine as soon as possible.
Here are some tips to help you leftists cope with your loss:
1. Remember, marijuana is still your best friend. You've known this since high school when you started skipping class, getting tattooed and pierced, having casual sex and devoting your life to Bud. So light up your bong, invite what friends you might still have and spend the next two months in a state of stupor. You deserve it.
2. Let your hair grown long. As you stare into your mirror day after day, week after week, you can amuse yourself as those locks lengthen and mark your long slide into non-productivity. Remember that work and success only help Haliburton.
3. Get married and divorced more often than J. Lo. Mail a joint to Jennine Garofolou and Whoopie Goldberg. Remember that Kerry said these people are the heart and soul of America.
4. Watch Teletubbies. This show has secret messages just for you. So pay attention.
5. If you have young boys, send them to Neverland. This may be your one chance for fame and fortune without working. Think of your offspring as a cash crop.
6. If your parents are still alive, you can get money out of them. Tell them you need an operation. They know you're unemployed. They are riddled with guilt and contantly ask themselves where they went wrong with you. Use the money for those things that make you happy like marijuana, alcohol and pills.
7. Speaking of pills, search your parents' medicine chest for Vicodin, Atavin, Darvon., or codene. Old people have a lot of pills they haven't taken. Call their doctors and tell them they need refills. Medicare should pay for most of this. Just think, if Kerry had been elected, you'd have an even bigger stash with socialized medicine paying the bills.
8. Did you ever stop to think why perverts flash strangers? They say it's a rush. Give it a try.
9. Try eating dirt. What the hell?
10. Follow well dressed strangers around town, and then promise to go away if they give you money. The chances are you'll be hassling a Republican.
Good luck with this. You'll need to survive until the next election so that Republicans can stay sharp by competing with you guys.
PS You've done wonders with the Democratic party. Keep it coming.
24 posted on 09/21/2004 2:17:05 PM PDT by COUNTrecount
Thank you. I'm off to vote.