[PilloryHillary]

I'm starting to really get the jitters after months of optimism thru good and bad days. President Bush MUST win this election! What happens if he doesn't win and we have a President Kerry?? It freaks me out to think about how close this election supposedly is....I'm getting ready to hook up an IV of 100 proof vodka for the next 36 hours or so. To make matters worse (or better, haven't decided yet) my cable was blown out by the windstorms here in Michigan and I'm trapped here until they fix it later today! OMG WE'RE DOOMED!!!
I feel better now. Thanks. :-)

[cpforlife.org]

Fear not, johnfkerrysucks.

Bush shall prevail. Be of good cheer.

Now on to the important points:

RE: "hook up an IV of 100 proof vodka for the next 36 hours"
Just as a friendly suggestion, I propose you use 80 proof and go for 72 hours. NOT because you should fear for the election but because that will carry you into the weekend, at which time I would stop the IV and then celebrate great Bush / conservative victories with a keg of beer (MOLSON CANADIAN is my Fav) administered orally, as in by the mug.

CHEERS!!!!