[Poohbah]

CONFESS your deepest, darkest, most shameful secrets here!

I used to own an AMC Pacer.

I once serenaded the Hizbullah in Beirut with an a capella rendition of Warren Zevon's "Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner." (The International Criminal Court still has a open warrant for my arrest on charges of copyright infringement and really s***ty singing.)

I did BOTH the "YMCA" and "Macarena" at a father-daughter dance. (Worse, I was dumb enough to get videotaped. But my daughter thinks I'm way cool.)

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I eat veal parmesan.

I find jokes about clubbing baby seals funny.

I bought a rabbit's foot keychain.

I also had a pair of gloves with REAL rabbit fur in them.

I turn mushy in the presence of guinea pigs.