LOL! I'll second THAT!!
I received this in my e-mail this weekend. Thought you all might enjoy it.....
This is a Letter to the Editor written by the President of Solano County, California Republican Women, Judy Ewing. She has a great way with words!
Subject: Letter to the editor...
I feel a temper tantrum coming on! You know - one of those old fashioned "throw yourself on the ground, kicking and screaming until your grandmother throws cold water on you" fits. Those days when you didn't care about "going along to get along". Well, after 60 years, I've come full circle!
What in the world is going on in this country? Has the old American frontier spirit been bred out of us? What happened to our ebullient, can do, give 'em hell attitude? Has our becoming cleaned up, civilized and increasingly sissified in order to grace the global drawing rooms and salons of Europe sapped our strength as well as our senses? If I wanted a French looking, French speaking Francophile for a president, I would have moved to France a long time ago! And I don't want a wealthy heiress from Mozambique with a penchant for gin soaked raisins for a first lady either. I am also not interested in having my grandsons donning a beret and saying"Hi, I'm from the United Nations and I'm here to help you."And while on that subject, I'm equally sure that I don't want a Commander in Chief that only 18% of the military is planning to vote for. No wonder Kerry is talking about a draft.
Another thing - I don't want a vice president that is prettier than I am and who spends an inordinate amount of time fingercombing his hair in front of a woman's compact mirror. What's next - Barbies?Nor do I want an effete, Botoxed, orange-tanned 1200 dollar haircut in the West Wing. I do not under any circumstances want "girlie men" in the White House - I want gunslingers! I don't want anyone whose ideal weapon is a fencing sword - I want someone who can operate a chainsaw!
And I sure don't want someone who can't even carry his own dead goose out of the woods, like some kind of lord of the manor, or country squire. Noblesse oblige...
Waaaaa! I want an old time cowboy. Someone who rides the perimeter, mends fences when he can, and clears out the dead brush and the varmints. Someone strong, resourceful, straight talking and resolute. I want cowboy boots echoing down the halls of American history, not tasseled loafers. I want a president reflective of the majority of Americans, those in "flyover country", in Middle America - somewhere in between Michael Moore and the Hollywood lefties, and the liberal North East elitists that know it all.
I want...oops, here comes my husband with the hose - just like old times! I'm feeling better all ready! Hmm, maybe I ought to lock myself in the bathroom for a while...See you at the polls!
Found that e-mail in my mailbox this morning.
Wednesday the MSM will be presenting excuse on top of excuse for why the traitor was defeated. They'll blame the underhanded tactics of those rascally Republicans. What they'll never admit is the American people are smart enough to chose a man with integrity. skerry's only association with integrity are what his speechwriter wrote about his mom's words to him.
Heard this a while back...
Integrity = What you do when people aren't watching.