Bin Laden had multiple doubles, and all of his supposed tapes and broadcasts are grainy, warped, distorted.
This indicates 2 possibilities: (1) The creators of the tape are trying to hide the absence of the real bin Laden, or (2) The creators are trying to confound intelligence agents who are trying to find bin Laden.
The bottom line, though, is that it leaves us uncertain of the existence of bin Laden.
Summary: "He's dead, Jim."
Kerry just said on tv;
"I want him held for questioning by our best most aggressive lawyers!!"
We announce that there is a 'Bin Laden sighting'.
We announce that we have engaged a caravan that is believed to include Bin Laden.
We announce that we have killed Bin Laden, and produce DNA evidence (we've had for some time) to prove he is dead.
We win on November 2 in a landslide.(tinfoil hat rant ends)