*music maestro*
How do you solve a problem like Debka?
How do you catch some spin and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Debka?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell it
Many a thing it ought to understand
But how do you make it stay
And listen to all you say
How do you keep a mirage upon the sand
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Debka?
How do you hold a moonbat in your hand?