OBL not only had a Kerry button, he had a jar of Teraaaaaayza's gin soaked white raisins nearby. He said they are good for his arthritis.
"The reason I look so good (relatively speaking, of course) is the botox injections. Thanks, John! Please send more, and include some of that tanning formula! I want to see how my goat Stella will look with orange hair. Our relationship could use a little spice."
This "medical advice" from Mama T is particularly funny in light of the story that interpreters now believe that the "72 virgins" that Islamofascist "martyrs" receive in Paradise are actually "72 white raisins of clarity", and that the term has been mis-interpreted for years. LOLOLOLOL!