It's quite simple. By publicly supporting Kerry, bin Laden hopes to make us think that he actually prefers Bush, because we know terrorists are liars. But he knows we know this, and is counting on us to assume that he is lying when he's actually telling the truth. Now I must leave to continue building up my immunity to iocaine powder.
Let's not overthink this:
- Bin Laden still around - BAD
- Bin Laden torments us with a useless message - BAD
- Bin Laden fails to send bombs our way - GOOD - HE SENT BOMBS TO MADRID AND TO JAKARTA, IT MUST MEAN WE ARE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT.
- We have a President who can deal with him - BUSH - GOOD
- BUSH IS THE MAN TO SUPPORT
You're trying to trick him. It won't work.