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If Kerry is elected and he passes the global test, as expected, these guys may not have to go. They will be replaced by the Russo-Franco-Germanic-Klingon Joint Task Force.


9 posted on 10/29/2004 5:04:51 PM PDT by sullivan-fan
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"If Kerry is elected and he passes the global test, as expected, these guys may not have to go. They will be replaced by the Russo-Franco-Germanic-Klingon Joint Task Force."
If Kerry is elected, they may all be called back to the states. Then Kerry and his lawyers will spend years at the UN and abroad to Europe spending huge sums on junkets to wine and dine with the French and Germans and high end UN goons, to discuse alternate ways to bring peace to the region, while Iraq goes into chaos. Meanwhile he will figure out how he can cleverly dismantle or "re-arrange" how our CIA, NSA, etc., operate so that they once again become in-effectual intel orgs. Jobs in this country will materialize out of no where, the un-employment rate will dip to 3.0%, he will move in liberal judges into the Supreme Court and other key Federal judge positions. He will as Slicko claim all is improving by leaps and bounds,
and have the admiration of the liberal community.
Out of their love, respect and admiration for JFK, Al Qauda will assemble three or four fully functional nuclear devices in large key cities on east/west coast USA and have them detonated as a thank you to American stupes for once again, missing the point. Those officers left in the military at this point, will rebel and say F__K IT. We quit,
place us in prison. We no longer care. Enlisted men will follow suit. The New York Times will report that Big John
Kerry was found in some sleezy Paris apartment apparently have choked on to much French wine, while his TEEEEEREEZZAA
sun bath nude on the Riveria.
Ted hickup Kennedy will declare the demise of big John Kerry as a national treasure lost. He and the remaining Kennedy family will of course fly to Paris to watch their beloved friend Big John Kerry lowered into the ground and meet with key French officials and other world leaders.
The 1 million plus officers and enlisted men and women of our armed services will a be tried and court marshalled and given sentences of death for deserting their commander in chief.
The ultra liberals and far left democrats, MSM, universities, and other liberal organs will all speak out with lashing tongues and hissing at how the military folk never could be trusted, and they deserved what they got.
Meanwhile, little Johnny Edwards, will pace the Whitehouse in endless circles wondering just how he can figure out how he should act now that he is the president. He decides it is to much for him to comprehend, he and his wife and children are found in the Whitehouse Bunker, dead, after have swallowed Cyonide pills. There dogs are also found to have been poisioned, when they accidentally drank a puddle of unrine Big John Kerry had left behind in the west wing prior to his last leaving for Paris.
Bin Laden, Zaqari and other Islamic terrorist issue a special fatwa for all Muslims to give special thanks to Allah as the USA goes into total chaos, and termoil, as the far left congress try to figure out just how to get out of the situation at hand. The people go nuts and elect by a special presidential elections, fat boy Micheal Moore.
At this point the good Lord has had enough of it, HE issues a large comet to hit the earth ........ground zero.........
Washington.


11 posted on 10/29/2004 6:04:09 PM PDT by Marine_Uncle (.)
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