[Steel Wolf]

Usama Bin Laden - "You know, hiding in the caves and mud huts of northwestern Pakistan really gives a guy time to reflect on life's choices. To be honest, I've made some mistakes. Maybe I was a little hasty with this whole 'Death to America' thing. But we're all adults, right? We should be able to settle this peacefully. This isn't about pointing fingers over who blew up what, you know. It's about moving on.

On November 2nd, I'm asking you to move on, and vote for John Kerry. Because lets face it, you're as tired of the war on terror as I am tired of wetting myself every time I hear a jet aircraft fly overhead." - This message paid for by 'Anti-Americans Coming Together'.

[NeoCaveman]

DUmmies already bitching about this being an October Suprise.

[ChadGore]

Usama Bin Laden - "Martha Stewart keeps steeling the sheets"

[Sloth]

This isn't about pointing fingers over who blew up what, you know.

"Let's not bicker and argue about 'oo killed 'oo..."