Posted on 10/29/2004 11:18:32 AM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife
Kerry believes he will be responsible for the letch security guard at SFO who believes you are carrying explosives in your bra cup.
If John Kerry is elected President, then the next time you are going through the security at SFO and your hooters are personally inspected by some letch with large, cold and clammy hands, John Kerry is responsible. After all according to John, the buck stops at the top. The president is expected to micromanage the entire Federal Government, down to the private whose boots do not pass inspection or the postal clerk who persists to give you all of your neighbors mail.
Let's get off the lost explosives issue. In any war there are SNAFUs. This term entered the American vocabulary from and because of the military. Translated from the acronym it means "Situation Normal All Fu**** UP."
Although the possible loss of the explosives is an issue for which the U.S. Military is responsible, holding President Bush responsible is absurd Holding the president responsible for which a lieutenant or captain failed to do is stupid. Without John Kerry's mouth in the way, the normal process would be a general court martial of the lieutenant or captain. The president should never be a micro-manger. John Kerry and we should not raise this mistake to be a micro decision maker in the run for political office.
Following John Kerry's analysis of Bush's "mistake", we should expect John Kerry will micro manage the FBI, CIA, Medicare, Social Security, Post Office and the airport security inspectors.
John's perspective on micro-managing the country, is the best reason for voting YES for Bush.
Good thing Clinton isn't president any more - otherwise, that headline might not be written in sarcasm...
By the end of his term, President Carter was personally scheduling time on the White House tennis courts. Apparently, the mechanism for reserving courts was not working out, so it kept getting kicked upstairs until it landed on President Carter's desk, where it stayed.
That makes about as much sense as Kerry's claim against President Bush.
"Sorry, M'am. It was my speechwriter's fault."
"Those aren't my hooters. Those are my FAMILY's hooters."
"Thanks for cushioning my fall, M'am. The g-d secret service agent knocked me down."
Grapic and to the point!
Can you imagine the repulsiveness of a Kerry administration?
It is just as logical.

Hands off, bub...
Does Billy Jeff know about this employment opportunity? Sound right up his alley.
LOL!!! i am afraid that MSM has been screwing old lady liberty for quite some time now...
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