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Kerry Blames Self For Feeling Your Hooters
Benicia News, CA ^ | October 29, 2004 | Randy randy_schornack@sbcglobal.net.

Posted on 10/29/2004 11:18:32 AM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife

Kerry believes he will be responsible for the letch security guard at SFO who believes you are carrying explosives in your bra cup.

If John Kerry is elected President, then the next time you are going through the security at SFO and your hooters are personally inspected by some letch with large, cold and clammy hands, John Kerry is responsible. After all according to John, the buck stops at the top. The president is expected to micromanage the entire Federal Government, down to the private whose boots do not pass inspection or the postal clerk who persists to give you all of your neighbors mail.

Let's get off the lost explosives issue. In any war there are SNAFUs. This term entered the American vocabulary from and because of the military. Translated from the acronym it means "Situation Normal All Fu**** UP."

Although the possible loss of the explosives is an issue for which the U.S. Military is responsible, holding President Bush responsible is absurd Holding the president responsible for which a lieutenant or captain failed to do is stupid. Without John Kerry's mouth in the way, the normal process would be a general court martial of the lieutenant or captain. The president should never be a micro-manger. John Kerry and we should not raise this mistake to be a micro decision maker in the run for political office.

Following John Kerry's analysis of Bush's "mistake", we should expect John Kerry will micro manage the FBI, CIA, Medicare, Social Security, Post Office and the airport security inspectors.

John's perspective on micro-managing the country, is the best reason for voting YES for Bush.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Editorial; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: election; kerry; leadership; micromanage; presidency
And the MSM/UN should not be entrusted to report what is what on the field of battle.
1 posted on 10/29/2004 11:18:33 AM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
Kerry Blames Self For Feeling Your Hooters

Good thing Clinton isn't president any more - otherwise, that headline might not be written in sarcasm...

2 posted on 10/29/2004 11:22:14 AM PDT by dirtboy (Tagline temporarily out of commission due to excessive intake of gin-soaked raisins)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

By the end of his term, President Carter was personally scheduling time on the White House tennis courts. Apparently, the mechanism for reserving courts was not working out, so it kept getting kicked upstairs until it landed on President Carter's desk, where it stayed.


3 posted on 10/29/2004 11:22:42 AM PDT by gridlock (BARKEEP: Why the long face? HORSE: Ha ha, old joke. BARKEEP: Not you, I was talking to JF'n Kerry!)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
By the same standard, we should blame John Kerry. In his 20 years in the Senate, he failed to pass specific legislation that would direct the U.S. military NOT to lose track of Iraqi ammo dumps after we invade.

That makes about as much sense as Kerry's claim against President Bush.

4 posted on 10/29/2004 11:24:00 AM PDT by Lou L
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

"Sorry, M'am. It was my speechwriter's fault."

"Those aren't my hooters. Those are my FAMILY's hooters."

"Thanks for cushioning my fall, M'am. The g-d secret service agent knocked me down."


5 posted on 10/29/2004 11:24:23 AM PDT by Question Liberal Authority (How do you ask a goose to be the last goose to die for the Kerry campaign?)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
Kerry is not alone in having his hands in Lady Libertys bra..
The MSM have been feeling the ol' girl up for years...
6 posted on 10/29/2004 11:25:51 AM PDT by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to included some fully orbed hyperbole....)
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To: hosepipe

Grapic and to the point!


7 posted on 10/29/2004 11:32:42 AM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: Question Liberal Authority

Can you imagine the repulsiveness of a Kerry administration?


8 posted on 10/29/2004 11:33:24 AM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: Lou L

It is just as logical.


9 posted on 10/29/2004 11:34:07 AM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: gridlock
Just like Clinton.

They believe themselves so intelligent and indispensable that they have to do it all - and they do nothing well.
10 posted on 10/29/2004 11:35:30 AM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

Hands off, bub...

11 posted on 10/29/2004 11:53:15 AM PDT by Kenton ("Life is tough, and it's really tough when you're stupid" - Damon Runyon)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

Does Billy Jeff know about this employment opportunity? Sound right up his alley.


12 posted on 10/29/2004 11:59:28 AM PDT by colorado tanker ("medals, ribbons, we threw away the symbols of what our country gave us and I'm proud of that")
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To: hosepipe
Kerry is not alone in having his hands in Lady Libertys bra.. The MSM have been feeling the ol' girl up for years...

LOL!!! i am afraid that MSM has been screwing old lady liberty for quite some time now...

13 posted on 10/29/2004 12:04:00 PM PDT by mlocher (america is a sovereign state)
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