....and some women are tough and savvy....
Posted on 10/29/2004 10:13:44 AM PDT by americaprd
No. Not Hillary. Sorry to disappoint you feminists, but if Bill Clinton, a southern, white dude, can be the first black president, then the first female president of the United States of America might well be John Kerry.
Just consider his disarming concern over his appearance. That alone qualifies the “man” as feminine. Botox, manicures, fake suntans and a hair stylist that accompanies him on the road. Even while campaigning in the hurricane-ravaged regions of Florida, Kerry managed to find a salon and manicurist. I admit to not having seen his feet, but I would bet money that they are perfectly pedicured to match his pretty hands. The truth is, that a real man can look good without all the prissy pampering. And while we’re on the subject of Kerry’s feet, I would not be at all surprised to find out that he has a shoe collection rivaling that of the infamous Imelda Marcos.
Another feminine Kerry trait: Gold digging. Seriously now, how many men are so lacking in pride that they will search out wealthy females to be their caretaker? There’s a reason the term is “sugar daddy” and not “sugar mommy”. If John Kerry had lucked out with one wealthy wife, it would be written off as just that, luck. But two, fabulously wealthy wives? It screams of pre-meditation, maybe even stalking.
Then of course there’s the fact that Kerry is sensitive and loves to gab. He’s sensitive to the poor, the sick and the needy. He wants to coddle them all with entitlement programs. He’s also sensitive in war. His frail, tender skin is easily bruised (which incidentally, also conveniently earned him 3 purple hearts in record time). Recently, candidate Kerry even pledged to fight a sensitive war on terror. It’s of great comfort to know that rather than using brute force when we’re confronted with danger, this so-called-man would prefer to sit down and talk it out. With France. If Kerry had his way, no doubt Oprah would head up the UN (sorry Bill, but there’s already been a black UN leader).
Not only does Kerry possess so many girly traits, but he is conspicuously lacking in many of the masculine ones. Most notable is his deficiency of sports knowledge:
Yes, he snowboards and windsurfs, but he NEVER falls…unless it’s the fault of some klutzy Secret Service agent (cattiness, another female trait). It is noteworthy however, that Kerry obviously doesn’t follow the really macho sports, like football and baseball, because he’s made numerous gaffes. For instance, he doesn’t know the line up of his own Boston Red Sox, thinks a Buckeye hails from Michigan and refers to Lambeau Field as Lambert Field. Then, there’s the ultimate macho sport of hunting: While Kerry claims to have been hunting since childhood, his recent photo op only showed that Annie Oakley could make mincemeat out of this guy. Oh sure, he made some lame attempt at masculinity at first, posing the question: “Can I get me a huntin’ license here?” But his true feminism revealed itself later when he was too squeamish to carry a yucky, dead bird that he supposedly shot. Or maybe he just had his nails done.
I think it’s fair to speculate that the only feminine trait John Kerry doesn’t have, is a menstrual cycle. Then again, he does exhibit some signs of PMS…..
mlwalks@adelphia.net
Actually TRex is more a man then her hubby Thurston.
Kerry-Edwards, the first metrosexual ticket.
Well judging by the excessive weight of all the pigs at his rallys tells me that he is looking for the swine vote.
Does he really travel with his hairdresser?? I am amazed, astounded and very envious! Women everywhere may just vote against him because of envy.
"I think this is insulting to females."
Yes, and calling clinton the first black president was insulting to blacks. Kerry is just plain insulting to our intelligence, while our impeached disgrace is back to fooling some of the people all the time.
And small. Very small.
Plus he throws like a girl.
....and some women are tough and savvy....
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