Posted on 10/29/2004 7:44:26 AM PDT by meandog
Clinton describes near-death experience: Former president Bill Clinton says that during his heart operation last month, he had visions of life and death, mingled with images of his wife and daughter. I saw, like, dark masks crushing, like, death masks being crushed, in series, and then I'd see these great circles of light and then, like, Hillary's picture or Chelsea's face would appear on the light, and then they'd fly off into the dark, Clinton said in an interview on ABC's Primetime Live. Clinton rejoined the campaign trail this week promoting presidential nominee John Kerry and other Democratic candidates.
...and in the fog which is his mind he was raping a young lady named Juanita, an ice bucket at the ready...oh wait, that wasn't a dream!
Too bad the bright light didn't have big boobs......
sounds like hell to me. I mean seeing Hillary's face when you're at death's door just screams "abandon all hope ye who enter hear"
Yeah, his lips are moving.
"I'd see these great circles of light and then, like, Hillary's picture or Chelsea's face would appear on the light, and then they'd fly off into the dark,
No wonder he looks so pale and weak.
This is real Art Bell material.
heh heh
I saw the interview and don't believe any of it. He also said he awoke in the operating room and talked to the surgeons, which is total BS. I had the same operation a few years ago and you don't remember anything, like most heavily sedated operations. They shave your body, insert a drip and you're out before you get to the operating room. You wake up in a recovery room with a nurse attending you. There's no memory in between.
You do remember her pulling out the Foley catheter. Maybe that's where he got the near death stuff. The nurses probably lobbied for that job. Could there be video?
He saw himself descending into Hell.
I don't know why, but he's been given a second chance because this life is NOT a dress rehearsal for eternity.
sw
Probably the only thing slick saw was Monica's big fat lips doing what they do best in his operative twilight zone?
LOL. That's what I thought of also. Sounds totally credible to me. I have no problem believing that Hilary flew off into the dark!
Ol' Bill could've even been saying that just to insult Hilary.
It's sad that no one believes him. Here we have a impreached president in the prime of his life with no dignity, and no crediblity. He has essentially become a cartoon character.
We can not elect people like this again ever to the oval office.
John
LOL, U beat me 2 it.
John
I'm no Clinton fan... but I can't help but wonder how conservatives would react if Clinton became a born-again Christian.
Stranger things have happened.
then the house fell on her....."
Cordially,
you are so bad......which is very good!
Not supposed to use cocaine under anesthesia.
Since when is heart surgery a near-death experience?
Indeed..
and we've got one just like him right now, trying to lie, cheat and steal his way in.
It wouldn't change this conservative's mind one little eensie weensie bit!
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